Matt McCusker | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Upcoming Tour and Merchandise

• Upcoming spring tour dates for the "Return of the Rat" tour have been announced, with stops in cities including Toledo, Ohio; Pittsburgh; Eugene, Oregon; Seattle; Victoria, BC; San Antonio; and Tallahassee, Florida, and tickets can be purchased through theo.com (11s).
• It's recommended to buy tickets directly through the website to avoid heightened prices from secondary websites (54s).
• New merchandise items are available, including "The Hitter Hunting Club" collection and "The Hitter Bait and Tackle" teas, which can be found on theovonstore.com (1m6s).
• The current location is Austin, Texas, at Media Pouch, where the show is being taped (1m24s).

Guest Introduction and Steam Room Discussion

• Matt McCusker is a guest, who is performing in New York City and is part of the "Superhero Squad" podcast with Shane (1m36s).
• Matt McCusker recently celebrated his five-year wedding anniversary (1m46s).
• A discussion took place about visiting a steam room, with one person describing their experience in a steam room attached to a gym (2m13s).
• An idea was proposed for a business that combines a steam room with another service, such as a haircut or electronics store (2m37s).

Decline of Retail and Customer Service

• The decline of physical stores like Radio Shack and Best Buy was discussed, with the rise of online shopping contributing to their struggles (2m59s).
• A personal experience was shared about visiting Best Buy and finding that the employees lacked knowledge about the products they were selling (3m18s).
• A story was told about a visit to Best Buy where an employee was struggling at the cash register, and the other employees seemed uninterested in helping (3m49s).
• Customer service declined during the COVID-19 pandemic, but it has since improved, and some frontline workers, such as nurses, were truly heroic during that time (4m5s).
• Nurses were particularly affected, as they were constantly exposed to the virus and had to be extremely cautious, which would have been a difficult and stressful experience (4m27s).

Double Businesses and Superpowers

• The idea of combining two businesses, such as a shoe store and a barber shop, is considered a good concept, as it would offer customers a convenient and unique experience (5m0s).
• Double businesses like dog grooming and sporting goods or a jiujitsu gym could also be successful, as they cater to different needs and interests (5m22s).
• Jiujitsu is a physically demanding sport that can cause injuries, and some people may prefer alternative methods of self-defense, such as carrying a gun (5m42s).
• Having a superpower, such as knowing every jiujitsu move or being able to fly, would be desirable, but it's essential to consider the potential consequences and challenges that come with such abilities (6m2s).
• Flying would be an exciting superpower, but it would also require careful consideration of the risks involved, such as the potential for accidents or injuries (6m39s).
• Being able to get into tight spaces or manipulate objects with ease could also be a useful superpower, as it would allow for greater flexibility and convenience (7m15s).

Bathroom Humor and Defecation Discussion

• The concept of a superpower is discussed, with the idea of being able to detect if someone has recently defecated in a bathroom being mentioned as a desirable ability (7m38s).
• This superpower would allow a person to know if someone has defecated in a bathroom without having to rely on their sense of smell, which can be unreliable (7m41s).
• The idea of being able to detect if someone has defecated is compared to the ability to detect if a toilet seat is warm, which can be a sign that someone has recently used the bathroom (8m4s).
• The topic of defecating in public places, such as airport bathrooms, is discussed, with some people being mentioned as not flushing the toilet after using it (8m17s).
• The idea of defecating on a plane is also discussed, with the speaker mentioning that they used to try to hold it in, but now do it openly, as it is seen as the more valiant thing to do (8m24s).
• The speaker mentions that they will take a book with them to the bathroom on a plane, in an attempt to normalize the act of defecating in public (8m37s).
• The stigma surrounding defecating in public is discussed, with the speaker arguing that it is a natural and necessary act that should not be stigmatized (8m46s).
• The idea of telling someone that you are going to the bathroom to defecate is mentioned, with the speaker joking that it is a way to warn others of potential discomfort (9m1s).
• The frequency of defecation is discussed, with the speaker mentioning that they do not defecate every day, but rather multiple times a week (9m46s).
• The idea that some people defecate multiple times a day is mentioned, with the speaker expressing surprise at this frequency (9m51s).
• The normal frequency of defecation is discussed, with the speaker mentioning that they thought it was three times a week, but others may defecate more or less frequently (10m14s).

Pooping Habits and Frequency

• The average time it takes for a bowel movement is 12 seconds, which seems surprisingly short. (10m37s)
• The idea that pooping is relaxing may have originated from the fact that it stimulates the vagal nerve, similar to the sensation experienced by bull riders. (11m12s)
• JB Mauney, a professional bull rider, is mentioned as an example of someone who could potentially poop quickly due to his experience with bull riding. (11m16s)
• It's joked that being gay might be easier after riding a bull, as it's a challenging and intense experience. (11m47s)
• The speaker usually poops two to three times a week, on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, but acknowledges that this can vary. (12m23s)

Weed Edibles and Pets

• Taking a strong weed edible and then needing to poop can be an uncomfortable experience, making the person feel like an animal and sad. (12m50s)
• Some people have gotten their pets high in the past, which can lead to the pets experiencing difficulties, such as falling over while trying to poop. (13m17s)
• Dogs that eat weed can experience difficulty walking, while those that eat mushrooms seem to remain sharp and unaffected. (13m30s)
• The speaker shares a personal anecdote about their dog eating a small amount of weed and being unable to walk, requiring the speaker to hold them. (13m43s)
• A movie was watched, and a dog was given a teabag containing a substance, possibly mushrooms, which led to the dog behaving more calmly and being more well-behaved than usual (13m47s).
• There is curiosity about how dogs react to mushrooms, and it's surprising that there isn't a huge study on the topic, especially since dogs often get into edibles (14m20s).
• A video of a dog on mushrooms is mentioned, showing the dog acting strangely and possibly having a heroic dose, which leads to a discussion about the dog's behavior (14m41s).

Stoned Ape Theory and Human Evolution

• The dog's owner rushes the dog to the vet, and it's questioned how the vet realized the dog had ingested mushrooms (14m55s).
• The conversation turns to the "stoned ape theory," which suggests that humans evolved after eating mushrooms, and it's noted that this theory might not be crazy, given the rapid growth of the human brain (15m35s).
• The human brain roughly doubled in size over 2 million years, with the most rapid expansion happening between 800,000 and 200,000 years ago, marking a significant brain boom (16m15s).
• It's wondered if dogs' brains have also evolved over time, given that human brains have tripled in size since the beginning of the human family tree (16m31s).
• The idea is proposed that humans might eventually evolve to have larger heads and smaller bodies, similar to the typical depiction of aliens (16m46s).

Sloth Defecation and Holding Poop In

• Sloths come down from trees once a week to defecate, creating a large pile of feces, which is a humorous sight (17m16s).
• Female sloths defecate daily when they are in heat, which is a unique characteristic (17m30s).
• The body does not want to hold poop in, and it feels better to release it, with some people comparing it to masturbation in terms of relief (17m50s).
• Holding poop in for an extended period can feel like an organized crime, and releasing it can be a satisfying experience (18m1s).
• The process of defecation can be compared to a well-planned and executed task, much like a Japanese-style operation (18m21s).

Nighttime Defecation and Toilet Dangers

• Waking up in the middle of the night to defecate can be upsetting, especially when it's dark and requires turning on the light (18m40s).
• Some people think that ignoring the urge to defecate in the middle of the night is a life hack, but it's not a recommended practice (19m5s).
• Trying to hold in poop and go back to sleep can be challenging, and it's often necessary to get out of bed to defecate (19m21s).
• Falling asleep while defecating can be dangerous, as seen in the case of Elvis Presley, who died from an overdose while on the toilet (19m33s).
• The experience of defecating can be unpleasant, especially when waking up to a dark room and turning on the light to see veins and other unappealing sights (19m50s).
• A worst-case scenario is when a person's legs fall asleep while defecating, making it difficult to move or escape in case of an emergency, such as a house fire (20m6s).

Hemorrhoids and Bodily Functions

• Hemorrhoids can occur from sitting on the toilet for too long, and it's essential to talk about this topic openly as it's a common issue that people experience (20m18s).
• The body is constantly working, even when a person is sleeping, as cells are still moving and the brain is active, never truly getting a break (21m1s).
• Some people have a different relationship with bodily functions, such as pooping, which can feel like something that needs to be earned (21m15s).
• France Ferdinand, the prince of the British rock band, is mentioned in the context of being able to pee at any time, which is seen as a unique ability (21m35s).
• The ability to pee at any time is considered a superpower, and it's possible to develop this skill through practice and experience (22m18s).

Childhood Experiences and Locker Rooms

• Childhood experiences, such as being dared to pee in front of others, can shape a person's confidence and perception of their body (22m2s).
• Locker room experiences can also impact a person's self-perception, particularly when it comes to body image and comparisons with others (22m33s).
• The phenomenon of peripherally seeing other people's genitals while peeing and perceiving them as larger than they actually are is a common experience for some individuals (22m55s).
• A humorous conversation about peeing and the anatomy of the male body, with a mention of a desire to have stackable testicles, is discussed (23m15s).

Dehydration and Liquid IV

• Dehydration is a common issue, especially when flying, working out, or being on-the-go, and can cause feelings of dryness and discomfort (24m14s).
• Liquid IV is a product used to help with dehydration, which can be easily mixed with water and provides better hydration than water alone (24m33s).
• A 20% discount is available for first-time customers of Liquid IV by using the code "Theo" at checkout on their website (25m10s).

Merchandise Store and ShipStation

• The merchandise store has undergone changes over the past year, trying new products and scaling the business with the help of ShipStation (25m29s).
• ShipStation is a shipping software that integrates with over 180 e-commerce platforms, marketplaces, and carriers, and offers a free 60-day trial with the code "Theo" (26m24s).

Marriage, Kids, and Divorce

• A 5-year anniversary is mentioned, but the individual does not place much importance on milestones and did not do anything special to celebrate (26m50s).
• Five years of marriage is a significant milestone, and it's considered a big deal, with the first five years often being a giant power struggle where both partners try to establish who gets to say what and make decisions. (27m54s)
• The power struggle involves hammering out agreements on various aspects of life, including mundane tasks like taking out the trash, and it can be a challenging but ultimately subsiding process. (28m1s)
• Having kids can bring a new dynamic to the relationship, with the children often favoring one parent over the other at times, which can be hurtful but is a normal part of parenting. (28m51s)
• The children's preferences can switch back and forth between parents, and when one parent is away, the kids often want the other parent, creating a sense of longing for the absent parent. (29m23s)
• Being away from the family can be difficult, but looking forward to seeing the wife and kids, especially after a trip, can be a positive aspect of returning home. (28m25s)
• The central unit of the family provides a sense of stability and comfort, making it nice to have a daily routine to return to. (28m46s)
• Separating and having two different households can be a nightmare to navigate, with the potential for creating unequal environments and favoritism. (29m38s)
• The divorce rate in the United States is around 45%, with 41% of first marriages, 60% of second marriages, 73% of third marriages, and 100% of fourth marriages ending in divorce (29m55s).
• The odds of a successful marriage are not in favor of those who have been married before, with the divorce rate increasing with each subsequent marriage (30m10s).

Communication and Criticism in Marriage

• One key to a successful marriage is being open to feedback and criticism from one's partner, and being willing to make changes to oneself (30m38s).
• It can be difficult to hear criticism, but it can also provide valuable insight into one's own flaws and weaknesses (31m1s).
• Learning to communicate effectively is crucial in a marriage, and this involves being able to take in and process criticism without becoming defensive (31m36s).
• Having a partner who is willing to provide feedback and criticism can be helpful, but it's also important to be able to trust and care for one another (31m50s).
• Marriage involves many different facets, including parenting, and requires ongoing conversations and negotiations (32m23s).
• Parenting can be a challenging aspect of marriage, and requires finding a balance between being consistent and flexible (32m33s).
• It's often difficult to find the right time to discuss important issues, and it can be tempting to bring them up in front of the kids, but it's generally better to wait for a more private moment (32m40s).

Quirky Behaviors and Relationship Red Flags

• A person has a habit of being loud but quiet, where they lay down and pretend nothing is wrong, but are actually waiting for someone to notice and ask what's wrong (32m58s).
• This behavior is considered crazy and not many people exhibit it, but the person admits to doing it sometimes without even realizing it (33m22s).
• The concept of "red flags" in online dating is discussed, where any sign of weakness is seen as a reason to abandon a relationship immediately, but it's argued that everyone has red flags and it's unrealistic to expect someone to be perfect (33m55s).
• Couples counseling is seen as a valuable tool for relationships, as it allows a neutral third party to help resolve conflicts and provide a different perspective (34m31s).
• The person believes that having a third party, such as a therapist, can help relay messages between partners in a way that is less confrontational and more constructive (34m53s).
• The person has learned to approach difficult conversations with their partner in a more constructive way, rather than boiling over and exploding, by using a more calm and respectful approach (35m30s).
• The person uses humor to describe their approach to conflict resolution, comparing themselves to a "violent Irish" person who is able to navigate difficult conversations in a more effective way (35m34s).
• When sharing potentially upsetting information with someone, it's helpful to preface the conversation to prepare them for what's coming, rather than surprising them with the information out of the blue (35m54s).
• This approach shows that you care about the person's feelings and helps to avoid catching them off guard, which can lead to a more negative reaction (36m26s).
• Being in a long-term relationship can be beneficial, but it's not for everyone, and it's tough to figure out how much stress and conflict is too much to handle before deciding to end the relationship (37m0s).

Troubled Relationships and Animal Behavior

• Watching friends go through divorces and others staying together despite challenges can be a difficult and nuanced experience (37m27s).
• Staying in a relationship where the couple hates each other and doesn't communicate can be even worse than getting a divorce, as it can create a toxic environment (37m44s).
• A personal anecdote about a family on the street where the father tried to burn down the house multiple times, and the wife stayed with him, is used to illustrate the complexities of relationships and why people stay in them despite difficulties (37m47s).
• The behavior of animals, such as raccoons eating their young to become fertile again, is used as an example of how people can also exhibit strange and destructive behavior in relationships (38m11s).
• Male raccoons have been known to kill baby raccoons in a practice called infanticide, which can be driven by sexual dominance (38m35s).

Raccoons and Biometric Tracking

• A humorous conversation about raccoons and their behavior is discussed, including a video of a raccoon playing dead and another of a flying squirrel (39m15s).
• Raccoons are described as "Mafia squirrels" and part of the bear family, with a unique and fascinating nature (39m41s).
• The use of an Auto ring to track biometric data, such as stress and sleep, is mentioned, and its features are briefly demonstrated (39m56s).

Craigslist Encounters

• A conversation about meeting people on Craigslist is brought up, including a humorous anecdote about the founder of Craigslist and the potential number of children conceived through the platform (40m47s).
• A personal story about meeting a woman on a personal encounters website and taking her back home is shared, where she covered all sources of light before having sex, leaving the narrator unsure of her intentions (41m9s).
• The narrator reflects on the casual nature of the encounter and how it was a unique experience (42m11s).
• A Craigslist encounter was mentioned, but the details were not clearly recalled, and it was described as a normal interaction with a woman (42m33s).
• The person has had various experiences buying and selling items on Craigslist, including cars and a Game Boy Advance for their sister (42m52s).
• A friend had a bad experience buying walkie-talkies on Craigslist, getting jumped by the seller (43m3s).
• The person has had mostly uneventful interactions with people from Craigslist but often assumes they might be on their last leg due to their appearance (43m8s).

Firewood, Refrigerators, and Box Springs

• A fireplace was acquired, and the first time it was used, the person and their friend had to obtain firewood, which they found on Craigslist (43m23s).
• The firewood was free but 13 miles away, taking an hour and 30 minutes to retrieve, and it was of poor quality, burning quickly (44m10s).
• The person and their friend had previously shared a bedroom in college and a living room in an apartment, where they would sometimes pretend that one of them was just crashing, using a fake Army bag as a prop (43m44s).
• On the person's birthday, they bought a refrigerator on Craigslist, but it wouldn't fit in the apartment, leading to frustration and tears (44m49s).
• A similar experience was shared about trying to move a box spring up to the second floor, which also wouldn't fit, causing frustration and tears (45m3s).
• A person never had a box spring for their mattress, instead just placing the mattress on the floor, and thought it would be a normal setup, but it didn't work out well (45m28s).

Sleeping Under the Bed

• This person used to sleep under their friend's bed, who would have girls over and would wake the person up before making out, telling them not to make any noise or engage in any activities (45m45s).
• The person describes the experience of sleeping under the bed as being like a vampire, and mentions that the rent was $150 per month, which was a great deal (46m3s).
• The bed was pretty high, and the person had about 20 inches of space under it, which wasn't bad, and they eventually got used to it (46m28s).
• The person mentions that they would sometimes get scared when waking up under the bed, but it wasn't a big deal (46m34s).
• Another person shares a similar experience of sleeping on the floor at their cousin's house and accidentally rolling under the bed, which was a scary experience (46m49s).
• The person who slept under the bed thinks that their friend would intentionally have sex while they were under the bed to prove that they were hooking up with girls (47m3s).
• The person jokingly suggests that they could have given their friend a boost during sex by pushing up against the bed with their legs (47m12s).

Sex Duration and Ejaculation

• The conversation turns to the topic of sex, with one person stating that anyone who has sex for more than six or seven minutes is out of their mind (47m31s).
• Another person shares a story of living below a couple who would have sex for 40 minutes, which was annoying and not sexy (47m48s).
• The group agrees that 12 minutes is a reasonable maximum time for sex, and anything longer is excessive (48m7s).
• One person mentions that they would sometimes get nervous during sex and ejaculate early, which would lead to them quickly leaving the room (48m23s).
• A person recalls a past experience where they left a room, got dressed, and returned 10 minutes later without saying anything, feeling like women might prefer this over a man not being able to finish during intimacy (48m40s).
• It's mentioned that if a man doesn't ejaculate, it can be devastating for women, but the new trend might be ejaculating just for fun (48m50s).
• The person expresses a desire to ejaculate with a purpose, rather than just for the sake of it, and shares a fantasy of masturbating before bed even when not feeling horny (49m21s).
• This behavior is acknowledged as potentially feeling like abuse, leading to shame and guilt (49m49s).
• Watching pornography can also lead to feelings of shame, but reading erotic literature or watching oneself masturbate can be a guilt-free experience (49m57s).

Pornography and Braille Erotica

• A roommate who was blind would watch hand porn or read Braille erotica, which was described as interesting and poetic (50m22s).
• The person is fascinated by Braille romance novels and their poetic titles, such as "It Ends with Us" and "Lessons in Chemistry" (51m1s).

The Manning Brothers and School Security

• The conversation shifts to the Manning brothers, Eli and Peyton, with a discussion about their NFL careers and Super Bowl wins (51m18s).
• Eli Manning is described as being funny and wild, and it's noted that he won a Super Bowl with the Giants, while Peyton won two Super Bowls, one with Denver (51m51s).
• Payton, an actor and friend, attended the University of Tennessee and is occasionally seen in Nashville or Tennessee, and is believed to have "whooped" Eli's ass, although the context of this statement is unclear (52m4s).
• The oldest daughter is turning five and starting kindergarten, prompting a search for a suitable school, with one potential school having plainclothes security guards with guns (52m32s).
• The idea of becoming a plainclothes security guard at a school is appealing, with the job involving carrying a gun and waiting for potential threats, drawing a comparison to the character Russ Cole from True Detective (52m49s).
• There is a risk of becoming paranoid and overzealous in such a role, but the approach would be to wait for a threat to materialize before taking action (53m15s).
• The job would involve being prepared to die in the line of duty, with the goal of protecting students and staff, and potentially earning a heroic reputation (53m37s).
• The possibility of threats from adults, including "evil nerds" or "wild adults," is also acknowledged, highlighting the need for vigilance (53m59s).
• A visit to a school revealed the presence of a plainclothes security guard, prompting a sense of reassurance and a nostalgic comparison to the lack of security measures in the past (54m12s).
• The idea of working as a plainclothes security guard at a school is seen as an attractive and exciting prospect, with the potential to listen to music and maintain a sense of calm while being prepared for potential threats (54m39s).

Carjacking and Gun Control

• In Chicago, there were groups of people called the "Hop boys" who would hop out of cars with AR-15s and carjack people (55m58s).
• The idea of someone popping out and trying to carjack the speaker's car was mentioned, with the speaker's wife finding it not funny and serious (56m6s).
• The speaker did not have a piece on them during the visit to Chicago, but joked about grabbing the bar on tight and telling the potential carjackers to leave (56m22s).
• In reality, the speaker would have bailed and let the carjackers take the car and family (56m37s).
• It is believed that wives like it when their husbands have a gun on them, even if they are liberal, as it provides a sense of security (56m44s).
• Some women secretly want a partner who is a "redpilled badass" and has a gun, even if they appear to be liberal (56m54s).
• The idea of promoting idealistic views, such as not having guns, is not practical, as bad guys already have guns and it's too late to take them away (57m38s).
• Having guns is necessary for protection, and it's not possible to rely solely on the police, who may not be able to help in time (57m48s).
• Ideally, it would be great if there weren't guns, but the problem of people shooting each other needs to be addressed quickly (58m1s).
• The idea of getting past gun control issues requires an inner change, as technology alone cannot solve the problem, and criminals will always find ways to obtain guns (58m11s).
• The government taking away guns is a complex issue, as many people are unwilling to give up their guns, leading to a stalemate (58m26s).

Blue Chew and Shopify

• Blue Chew is an online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra, but at a fraction of the cost and in chewable form (58m33s).
• Blue Chew offers a convenient and affordable solution for men, with licensed physicians available for consultation, and a special deal for listeners, including a free trial with a promo code (59m17s).
• Shopify is a business that makes selling simple for millions of businesses, with a number one checkout on the planet, and a secret to success that includes shop pay, which boosts conversions up to 50% (1h0m23s).
• Shopify offers a $1 per month trial period, and is used by successful businesses such as Skims, Alo, and Allbirds (1h0m53s).

Politics, Ken Wilbur, and the Green Wave

• The current political climate is complex, with some people gloating over the election of Trump, but others choosing not to engage in that behavior (1h1m15s).
• Ken Wilbur is a super interesting guy with a unique take on the current situation, and his philosophy on human evolution and advancement is worth exploring (1h1m29s).
• Wilbur's ideas on holarchies, cells, and organisms are fascinating, and his conversation was a valuable learning experience (1h2m6s).
• The concept of advancing worldviews is discussed, where societies have evolved from medieval rulers to democracies, and the "libs" are considered the Leading Edge of cultural evolution, promoting inclusivity and diversity (1h2m16s).
• However, it is argued that the "libs" have lost sight of their goals by excluding certain groups, such as Trump voters, and that all they need to do is be more inclusive and loving towards everyone to achieve a superior worldview (1h2m34s).
• A personal anecdote is shared about being angry with the Democratic Party for their treatment of Bernie Sanders, which felt like taking advantage of an older person (1h2m55s).
• Concerns are expressed about the influence of big Pharma and the medical industry, which is seen as using people for profit without caring about their well-being, and the over-medication of society (1h3m11s).
• The commercialization of medicine is criticized, with some ads not even stating what the medication is for, and the promotion of unnecessary treatments (1h3m28s).
• RFK (Robert F. Kennedy) is mentioned as someone who is liked for his stance against big Pharma and the medical industry (1h3m49s).
• It is suggested that the traditional party system of Democrats and Republicans is no longer relevant, and that something new is emerging (1h3m57s).
• The concept of the "Green Wave" is discussed, which refers to a cultural and worldview shift towards greater inclusivity and diversity, but is seen as flawed due to its inability to include certain groups, such as Trump voters (1h4m9s).
• The work of Ken Wilbur is mentioned, who describes the Green Wave as a stage of cultural evolution that is characterized by radical inclusivity, but is also seen as flawed due to its exclusivity (1h4m50s).
• The idea of "postmodern neomarxism" is mentioned, which is seen as a flawed ideology that is promoted by some colleges and universities, and is characterized by radical inclusivity but also exclusivity towards certain groups (1h4m50s).
• The work of Jordan Peterson is mentioned, who is seen as a critic of postmodern neomarxism and its flaws (1h4m47s).

Future of Humanity and Jelly Roll Fans

• In the future, it's predicted that in three generations, everyone will be mixed, with examples given of Ben Simmons and Blake Griffin, and people will be like "penguin people" with no distinct racial features (1h5m13s).
• When people feel scared or threatened, they tend to gravitate towards what seems familiar, such as their own racial group, but in environments like prison, everyone is equal and united by their circumstances (1h5m29s).
• Despite differences, people from various backgrounds can come together over shared interests, such as being a fan of Jelly Roll (1h5m45s).

Postmodern Neo-Marxism and RFK Jr.

• The postmodern Neo-Marxist movement started with good intentions, such as promoting equality and kindness towards all people, but it eventually turned into a form of sophisticated racism, blaming white people for all forms of discrimination (1h6m3s).
• This movement failed to achieve its goal of unity and equality because it focused on blaming a particular group rather than promoting a shared vision for the future (1h6m31s).
• The next step in human evolution should be to apply the good principles of this movement to everyone, rather than pointing fingers and blaming certain groups (1h6m41s).
• The rise of politicians like Trump is a concern, as they often use divisive rhetoric and point fingers at certain groups, rather than promoting unity and equality (1h6m55s).
• RFK Jr. is seen as a potential unifying figure, as he seems to be above the partisan divide and is not interested in participating in divisive politics (1h7m6s).

Slamming the Libs and Podcast Guests

• The internet phenomenon of "slamming the libs" is seen as a form of entertainment, where conservatives like Ben Shapiro debate and often humiliate liberal college students (1h7m12s).
• This type of debate is seen as a form of "porn" for conservatives, who enjoy watching liberals being taken down by conservative arguments (1h7m21s).
• However, there is a dark side to this type of debate, as it can be seen as a form of bullying and can reinforce divisive attitudes (1h7m39s).
• Watching news clips of liberals melting down can be entertaining, but it's not good for one's mental health, and it's essential to erase that kind of content from one's life (1h8m15s).
• KLA wouldn't come on the podcast, which seemed weird, and it was later found out that they asked if the podcast gave final edit rights, similar to what Trump's team asked (1h8m33s).
• JD Vance showed up on the podcast, and there were snipers on the roof, which was a surprising and intense experience (1h8m48s).
• The podcast invited various guests, including Bernie Sanders and Mark Cuban, who was very much a Democrat but also had business incentives for his involvement in politics (1h8m58s).
• Mark Cuban's involvement in politics was not just about ideology, but also about personal gain, which was a new realization (1h9m5s).

High-Profile Guests and Podcast Preparation

• Having high-profile guests like RFK Jr. can be intimidating and make it difficult to formulate questions and sentences (1h9m51s).
• RFK Jr. is an electrifying speaker and thinker, but his style can also work against him (1h10m10s).
• Preparing for a podcast with high-profile guests can be stressful, and taking an ice bath can help get in a decent mood (1h9m38s).

Secret Service and Neighborly Concerns

• The Secret Service took extreme measures to secure the area for a podcast, including draping black curtains in front of the house, shutting down exits off the interstate, and having snipers on the roof (1h10m20s).
• The intense security measures caused concern among neighbors, who thought something was wrong and sent messages to check in (1h10m45s).
• A person's house had black curtains around it, and a van with a weird term on it was parked outside, leading people to assume the worst, such as a death in the family, but it was actually a setup for a TV appearance (1h11m19s).
• The van was from St. Baker, and it had snipers, which added to the confusion and concern of the people in the neighborhood (1h11m52s).

TV Appearance and Political Reflections

• The person hosting the TV appearance had a conversation with the guest, Matt, and told him that they didn't have to be formal or scripted, and just wanted to have a nice conversation (1h12m12s).
• Matt thinks that people get too hyped up about politics and that it's tough when there's a winner and a loser, and he felt bad for Kamala Harris when she lost the election (1h12m34s).
• Matt saw a magazine with Kamala Harris on the cover the day after the election, and it made him feel sad for her, and he thought about how he would feel if he were in her shoes (1h12m54s).
• Matt wonders if the amount of money spent on political campaigns is worth it, and if the outcome is already decided by powerful groups in the background (1h13m15s).
• Matt thinks that there must be some real power and influence in politics, and that it's not just for show, because otherwise, it wouldn't be worth spending so much money on campaigns (1h13m40s).
• Matt believes that there are groups and lobbyists that have a significant impact on politics, but he's not entirely sure how it all works (1h14m6s).

Kamala Harris and Political Spending

• Kamala Harris reportedly spent $100,000 on building a set for her appearance on the podcast "Call Her Daddy" (1h14m14s).
• A TV host built her own set at home, possibly due to not wanting to travel or having a preference for being at home, which is a common feeling for many people, including a desire to sleep in one's own bed (1h14m23s).
• Some people may have a strong preference for being at home, and it's possible that this could be considered for tax credits or other benefits, as it can be more cost-effective and convenient (1h15m15s).

Airport Bathrooms and Political Progress

• Airports can be chaotic, and the bathrooms are often a source of stress and discomfort, with some people experiencing "religious experiences" or having intense bowel movements (1h15m30s).
• Despite the challenges and conflicts in society, there are signs of progress and increased inclusivity, such as the conservative movement becoming more diverse and employing people from different backgrounds (1h16m42s).
• The two major parties in the US are influencing each other, with conservatives becoming more inclusive and liberals pushing for social change, which can lead to positive outcomes (1h16m22s).
• The first African American White House Chief of Staff in history is a significant milestone, and there are other examples of progress and diversity in politics and society (1h17m18s).
• The daughter of Pat Summerall, a former broadcast partner of John Madden, is an example of the increasing diversity and representation in different fields (1h17m23s).
• It's possible that if people can put aside their differences and stop the "nonsense," they can come together and make progress, as there are many common goals and desires that unite people (1h17m32s).
• There's a mention of a person named Ben Carson, who is a surgeon and has some cool ideas, and another person named Byron Davis, a black conservative from Florida, who is also liked. (1h17m40s)
• Byron Davis is not the same person as Byron Donalds, who is a governor, and is also liked. (1h18m13s)

Adam McKay, Joe Biden, and Podcasting's Impact

• There's a discussion about a tweet from Adam McKay that resonated with the person, but the content of the tweet is not specified. (1h18m23s)
• The person thinks that people are getting too pessimistic, but they have a minority opinion that things will get better in the future. (1h18m37s)
• There's a mention of a controversy surrounding Joe Biden's cognitive health, with some people lying about it for two years, which is considered not cool and cruel to an old man. (1h18m46s)
• The person criticizes the party for not having an open conversation about a new nominee, not mentioning public healthcare, embracing fracking, and the year-long slaughter of children in Gaza. (1h19m5s)
• The person thinks that the party blew it by taking advantage of Biden and not being honest about his age and health. (1h19m16s)
• The person believes that if the party had been honest and acknowledged Biden's age and health, it would have been better for everyone. (1h19m32s)
• The person thinks that podcasting has changed the way people consume media, making them more savvy and able to spot edited interviews and manipulated information. (1h20m0s)
• The person believes that podcasting has raised the standard for politicians, who now have to sit down and answer actual questions rather than just hitting talking points. (1h20m21s)
• The person thinks that Joe Rogan's endorsement did not hurt Trump's chances of winning, but rather helped him by setting a standard for politicians to be more authentic and communicative. (1h20m36s)

Long Conversations and Paranoia

• A conversation with someone lasted at least two hours, during which they asked many questions to understand the situation, and this approach helped to flush out people who weren't making sense (1h20m44s).
• The conversation was with someone who is not confrontational but rather seeks to understand, and this approach can be effective in getting people to open up (1h20m56s).
• The person being interviewed sometimes gets paranoid and feels like they're losing their mind, especially when they're exhausted or burnt out (1h21m10s).
• They have days when they start questioning their own sanity and ask others if they're okay, which can be a weird and hard-to-explain experience (1h21m35s).

Rib Injury and Staying Positive

• To cope with these feelings, they attend AA meetings, practice yoga, and try to stay grounded (1h22m0s).
• However, they recently suffered a rib injury when a strong guy squeezed them after a football game, which has made it difficult to do yoga or even perform daily tasks (1h22m9s).
• The injury has affected their mental state, and they're struggling to deal with the pain and discomfort (1h22m44s).
• The person is trying to stay positive and not whine about their situation, but it's been a challenging experience (1h23m9s).

Election Influence and Podcast Popularity

• The person who won the election was likely influenced by Dana White, who made it happen by getting Trump on Joe Rogan's podcast, which had a significant impact with millions of views, such as the Rogan-Trump episode with 30 million views (1h23m58s).
• The popularity of a podcast or YouTube video can be a gauge of public interest, which may translate to voting, as seen in the high viewership of the Rogan-Trump episode and the podcast "Call Her Daddy" with 47 million views (1h24m41s).
• The full episodes of some podcasts, such as those on Sirius, are not publicly available, making it difficult to know the full content and context of the discussions (1h25m32s).

Political Dynamics and Trust

• The speaker did not personally want a certain lady to win the election, hoping that Trump would stop wars faster, but is unsure about the outcome and the changing dynamics of the parties (1h25m48s).
• There is a perception that politicians are no longer trustworthy, with people becoming increasingly disillusioned with the system, and the influence of lobbyists and special interest groups is seen as a major problem (1h26m10s).
• The speaker notes that the Democratic party has shifted its stance on certain issues, such as strong borders, and that the Republican party has also undergone significant changes over the years, becoming more diverse and less rigid in its views (1h26m40s).
• The speaker believes that the current state of politics is part of a larger process that will ultimately lead to positive change, with the parties evolving to better represent the people's interests (1h26m50s).

Immigration and Border Control

• The idea of releasing certain prisoners from jail is discussed, with some people having a liberal worldview that it's a good idea, particularly for those who were sentenced to long prison terms for having small amounts of crack on them (1h27m5s).
• The topic of immigration is also brought up, with the idea that while it's understandable that people want to escape poverty, there's a reality that a country can only accept a certain number of immigrants (1h27m26s).
• A comparison is made to hosting a party, where you can't invite the whole city, and the same principle applies to the border (1h27m32s).
• The idea of properly vetting immigrants and having a system where people can sponsor those who come across the border is discussed, with a past system allowing people to essentially "adopt" a homeless person who came across the border (1h27m59s).
• A humorous idea is proposed where immigrants could compete in a challenge, such as an "American Ninja Warrior" style obstacle course, to gain entry into the country (1h28m41s).

Game Show Idea and Fecal Samples

• Another idea is suggested for a game show where contestants who have eaten for a week and not gone to the bathroom compete to see who can produce the most feces in a given amount of time, with the winner receiving a prize (1h29m10s).
• The game show idea involves contestants sitting in lifeguard chairs wrapped in blue plastic, with a scale at the bottom to measure the output, and the goal is to make the competition exciting without being too explicit (1h29m29s).
• A recent experience involved mailing a fecal sample to a scientist for analysis, which included scooping a small amount of stool into a solution and sending it in for results on the microbiome (1h30m17s).
• The process involved using a special device that catches the stool, similar to a paper thing that sticks to the toilet, and then scooping a small amount into a solution (1h30m49s).
• The results of the analysis provided information on the microbiome and whether it was healthy or not, with recommendations for vitamins and supplements (1h31m14s).
• There is some skepticism about the accuracy and usefulness of these tests, with concerns that they may be a way for companies to sell vitamins and supplements (1h31m27s).
• The idea of mailing in a fecal sample and receiving personalized recommendations for vitamins and supplements is seen as a fun and unique experience, especially when done with a partner (1h32m8s).

Robots, Stepdads, and Young Children

• The conversation shifted from medicine to technology, including the topic of robots and artificial intelligence, with a mention of Elon Musk's Tesla and the development of robots (1h32m37s).
• There is a discussion about the potential risks and benefits of creating robots that resemble humans, with concerns about how they may be perceived and treated (1h33m11s).
• The idea of creating robots that look like humans is seen as potentially problematic, with concerns that it could lead to people treating them like humans and potentially harming them (1h33m17s).
• The conversation also touches on the idea of having a robotic lawn mower, with a mention of the potential benefits and drawbacks of such a device (1h33m3s).
• The idea of stepdads and their role in a child's life is discussed, with the observation that stepdads often get involved in a kid's life for a couple of years but then have to leave when the parents get divorced (1h33m42s).
• It's noted that stepdads often don't get to see the kids anymore after a divorce, and it's wondered where they go and what happens to them (1h33m44s).
• A humorous scenario is imagined where stepdads are picked up by a representative from an apartment complex and taken to a pool-equipped apartment to wait for their next role (1h34m3s).
• The importance of maintaining a relationship with the child, even after a divorce, is emphasized, with the suggestion that stepdads should keep the phone line open and allow the child to reach out whenever they want (1h34m27s).
• The idea of stepdads meeting at a place like Sabaro to ceremoniously pass on their role to the new stepdad is jokingly proposed (1h34m48s).
• Tom, who was a stepdad from 2015 to 2017, shares his experience and notes that being a stepdad is an unheralded role that doesn't get much recognition (1h35m0s).
• Tom expresses that he wouldn't have minded being a stepdad and sometimes dreams of meeting a lady with a kid and taking on that role (1h35m27s).
• The challenges of having young children, particularly in the first three years, are discussed, with the observation that it's a period of little sleep, but after that, it's just fun (1h35m40s).
• A friend's experience of having a third child is shared, with the humorous comment that a black guy isn't considered a "real" dad until he has three kids (1h35m57s).

Autobiographies and Bertrand Russell

• Research has been focused on reading autobiographies to study people's lives and understand what they thought was good or bad at the end of their life (1h36m35s).
• Bertrand Russell, a famous mathematician, co-authored a book called Principia Mathematica with Alfred North Whitehead, which included a 200-page proof that 1 plus 1 equals 2 (1h36m52s).
• Math is based on a set of axioms that must be assumed to be true, and there is an aspect of faith in math where one has to believe in these axioms (1h37m15s).

Memoirs and Walmart Oven Death

• Bertrand Russell's autobiography was read, as well as Frank McCourt's books "Angela's Ashes" and "Tis", which describe his life in Ireland and New York City (1h37m41s).
• Many male memoirs, including Frank McCourt's, often focus on the author's experiences with horniness during their youth (1h38m8s).
• A woman, an employee at a Walmart, got stuck in an industrial baking oven and passed away, with the investigation into the cause and manner of death still ongoing (1h38m25s).
• The oven was a walk-in type, used for baking multiple cakes at a time, and it is unclear how the woman ended up inside (1h38m46s).
• The investigation into the woman's death is complex, and the police have not yet confirmed the cause and manner of death (1h39m9s).
• The idea of throwing someone in an oven is not new and is considered terrible, with the complexity of how someone would shut themselves in there being a mystery (1h39m45s).

Diversity and Matt McCusker's Acting Role

• Diversity is important, and people who dislike it are out of their mind, as it brings unique experiences and perspectives, such as a person from another country being able to create viral content (1h40m30s).
• Matt McCusker has a small role in the new season of the show "Tires" and is happy with his part, not wanting a larger role (1h41m14s).
• Acting is a difficult and draining profession that requires patience, as it involves waiting and doing multiple takes from different angles (1h41m25s).
• Matt McCusker is content with his life and career, not getting caught up in the idea that things should be better, and is happy to have the freedom to do what he wants (1h41m41s).
• Matt McCusker's mom loves the show "Tires" and was excited to see him play the role of a cop, while his daughter was thrilled to see her uncle on TV (1h41m56s).

Matt McCusker's Daughter and Retirement Plans

• Matt McCusker's daughter calls him "colored sand" instead of "white dad," and he is amused by this (1h42m24s).
• Matt McCusker jokingly claims to be black to his daughter, saying it's a "mirage" and that he's "black as hell" (1h42m45s).
• Matt McCusker is considering becoming a school security guard in the future, finding the idea amusing (1h43m1s).
• A desired retirement job involves teaching arts and crafts, focusing on simple activities like painting and using materials such as pipe cleaners (1h43m9s).

Depression, Ego, and Financial Setbacks

• Despite things going well, it's common to still experience feelings of depression and being bummed out, and it's essential to work on staying positive and focused on small projects (1h43m39s).
• It's challenging not to let ego take over when life is going well, as it can grow without being noticed and lead to negative consequences (1h43m57s).
• Having an "ego boom" early in life, such as making a significant amount of money at a young age, can be detrimental and lead to an inflated sense of self-importance (1h44m10s).
• Making a couple of thousand dollars a week selling weed at the age of 24 or 25 led to feelings of being the best and an increase in greed (1h44m23s).
• Experiencing financial setbacks, such as getting wiped out financially twice, can help bring a person back down to earth and provide a sense of humility (1h44m46s).
• These experiences taught the importance of staying grounded, being grateful, and not letting success go to one's head (1h45m18s).

Mailing Weed and Financial Losses

• Financial setbacks occurred due to various reasons, including losing money in the mail, getting robbed at gunpoint, and having acquaintances get in trouble with drugs (1h45m31s).
• A significant loss occurred when $30,000 mailed was intercepted by the postal police, highlighting the risks of moving large amounts of money through the mail (1h45m44s).
• A package was sent with a friend's name on it, and the recipient had to figure out how to get it back if it was intercepted by the authorities, which would require proving its legitimacy through tax returns and other documentation (1h46m5s).
• The postal service would sometimes use an undercover officer to deliver packages containing illicit substances, and the recipient would be asked to open the package, allowing the officer to make an arrest (1h46m56s).
• To avoid this, recipients would write "Return to Sender" on the package and leave it unopened for a while before taking it to the post office, making it harder for authorities to make a case against them (1h46m52s).
• Mailing weed from California to the East Coast was a lucrative business due to the lower costs and higher demand (1h47m32s).
• Despite making a significant amount of money, the individual did not spend it lavishly, instead choosing to keep a low profile and only splurging on occasional vacations (1h47m45s).
• One such vacation was a trip to Hawaii, where the individual stayed at the Four Seasons and enjoyed the luxuries (1h48m2s).
• However, the individual eventually lost all their money and had to adjust to a more modest lifestyle, finding relief in no longer having to worry about the stresses of their previous life (1h48m20s).
• The experience of losing everything was liberating, and the individual felt a sense of freedom from the responsibilities and anxieties that came with their previous lifestyle (1h48m25s).

Weed Paranoia and Police Encounters

• A past experience involving a large quantity of weed, approximately 60 pounds, was extremely scary, especially when a fire alarm went off in a nearby school, prompting a police response, and the individual had to load a duffel bag with 30 pounds of weed and walk past the police officers at 1:00 a.m. (1h49m21s)
• The situation was intense, and the individual was extremely paranoid, fearing that the police officers would discover the weed, but they managed to walk past them without any issues (1h49m47s)
• The experience was one of the scariest moments, and the individual can still feel the stress of that situation, constantly looking over their shoulder, fearing that they would be caught (1h50m1s)
• Being a white guy may have been an advantage in this situation, as the individual was able to walk past the police officers without being stopped or questioned (1h50m30s)
• The entire experience was part of a larger period of paranoia and delusion, which was terrible for the individual's mental and physical health, causing gray hair and constant worry (1h50m44s)

Weed Dealing and Steroid Sales

• The individual had to hide large quantities of weed in their ceiling and deal with the pressure of selling it to others, which sometimes led to problems, such as people smoking it all or imploding under the pressure (1h50m51s)
• Being known as the "weed guy" had its advantages, but it also came with a lot of fear and paranoia, as the individual was constantly worried about being caught or discovered (1h51m21s)
• A person recalls a past experience where they were paranoid about getting busted, and they would bury dime bags of weed in their yard to avoid detection (1h51m24s).
• The person notes that they were careful and didn't get caught, but acknowledges that their actions were dumb and horrible (1h51m50s).

Steroids, Cocaine, and Near-Drowning Experiences

• Someone they know thought they were selling steroids, but they were actually selling antidepressants, which the buyers thought were working and making them feel great (1h52m9s).
• The person shares a personal experience where they bought steroids, but their girlfriend found and threw them away while they were away from her house (1h52m23s).
• It's advised not to touch or get rid of someone's steroids if found, as it can create a violent reaction, especially if the person is already bipolar (1h52m44s).
• The combination of cocaine and steroids is considered a lethal and dangerous combination, especially for those who are bipolar (1h53m3s).
• A person who took this combination exhibited manic behavior, such as ordering a muffin immediately at a breakfast restaurant (1h53m23s).
• The person was on and off steroids for a few years and remembers the first time they took them, which were pills (1h53m48s).
• A friend who sold them steroids pills passed away after drowning, allegedly trying to hide from the police underwater (1h54m3s).
• The person shares a personal experience where they almost passed out in a pool while trying to do a back and forth with their daughter's goggles on (1h54m25s).
• A person had an experience where they almost drowned in a pool after trying to hold their breath for too long, a phenomenon known as "meeting the wizard," which is also experienced by Marines during underwater training (1h54m40s).
• This incident is compared to a news story about four people who died after partying with fentanyl-laced cocaine, highlighting the dangers of substance abuse (1h55m24s).
• The person expresses relief at never getting involved with cocaine, citing the risks of overdose and the impossibility of truly testing the substance for safety (1h55m35s).
• The idea of testing cocaine is mocked, with the person suggesting that those who claim to test it are not actually doing so, and that the risks of overdose are too great (1h55m44s).
• The person jokes about the absurdity of mailing large quantities of substances, comparing it to a scenario where someone is receiving pounds of substances at their doorstep every day (1h55m56s).

Upcoming Tour Dates and Podcast Success

• The person has upcoming tour dates, including a show at the New York Comedy Festival and a performance at Capital One Hall, which is a step up from their usual club performances (1h56m33s).
• The person is nervous about ticket sales for these shows, but is trying not to put too much pressure on themselves and is focusing on promoting the events (1h56m46s).
• The person's podcast is still doing well, and they are grateful for the success (1h57m23s).
• The person invites listeners to check out their upcoming tour dates, which are listed on their website (1h57m19s).

New Podcast Setup and Walking Conversations

• A new podcast setup has been implemented, featuring headset mics and podiums for the host and guest, which has changed the energy of the conversations and allowed for more creativity and movement (1h57m31s).
• Having hands free and being able to move around has been beneficial, and the ability to lean on the podium or place a laptop underneath it has also been useful (1h57m49s).
• Taking walks has been found to be an effective way to have better conversations, whether with friends or on dates, as it allows for a more relaxed and casual atmosphere (1h58m3s).
• Walking is also considered a good cure for mental health issues, as it provides a sense of accomplishment and helps to clear the mind (1h58m22s).

Upcoming Podcast Episodes and Ticket Information

• Upcoming episodes of the podcast have been recorded, with several weeks' worth of content already taped, and the host is looking forward to the show's return (1h58m51s).
• The host mentions that Shane is taping in Philly and that Styros will be a guest on the show, with the host planning to meet up with him next week (1h58m43s).
• Tickets for the podcast are available at MattMauser.com, and the host thanks the guest for appearing on the show (1h59m10s).